Quotes from Runnymede Mortals

Sunday's mortals game was gloriously quotable. Some examples (all IC) follow:

(As Simon is handed a membership form...)
Peter: "It's for joining the lesbian friend society..."
Enid: "...mind the wet patch"

(uttered as Simon walks into the room...)
Annabelle to Enid: "Next time I'm telling them that you're my lesbian lover..."

(in general conversation...)
Enid, aghast: "I can't telepathically communicate with Annabelle when I'm on the toilet!"

(in general conversation...)
Katy: "Well you were waving it around in the middle of the street!"

Our game is totally serious. Deadly serious. Honest.