My tweets

[the_eggwhite]

• Thu, 07:50: RT @drewm: Whenever I do a git pull, I imagine the mice from Bagpuss going “heave! heave!”
• Thu, 07:59: RT @shariv67: How to fold a fitted sheet: Stand with feet apart. Sacrifice a goat. Trust the void. *Distant screaming* Panic. Throw sheet i…