Special Relationships and an impassioned plea...

Once again, I am compelled to speak in public of matters unseemly.

Once, I had a special relationship. One of those relationships where you hate something, yet for no readily explainable reason you keep going back for more, almost like you were being compelled by outside forces. Once I had that kind of relationship with the scottish browser (we do not speak it's name). It was a destructive relationship, and one which did me no favours. In the end, I managed to break the cycle of guilt and recrimination (its and mine respectively) by ensuring that we were never forced to come into contact again.

Now, history repeats itself, and I find myself in a similar relationship. Internet Explorer, why do you do this to me? Why is it that the world seems to keep forcing me to come back to you and your peculiar ways? Can you not leave me be, or at least learn to get along with everyone else?

Please?

( Do not make me list your latest flaw in public... )

Yours Sincerely,

Albumin Eggwhite, Esq.

Tangency amusements again:

Amusing:
Monster Paint Destruction Battle Extreme 2004

Tasteless but amusing:
Schroedenger's Arafat

I might do a proper post later, but no guarantees!