13 September 2005
Internet Explorer, you are a wretched piece of filth. Your insistance that whitespace outside of any tags should be relevant in some way is asinine and infuriating in a way previously reserved for particularly stubborn diseases in unfortunate places. Additionally, your "quirky" ways of rendering lists irritate me to the point of wishing to render you sterile, that you may not reproduce, although I know that it is already too late for that. I can only hope that you are swiftly shuffled off this mortal coil and your offspring is kept unaware of the stigma of it's parentage, being raised instead by capable adoptive parents who show it the attention it will so dearly crave.