Aiiieeeeee! My Eyes! My Eyes!

[the_eggwhite]

Sweet, hairy Jesus! Before leaving the office I was introduced to the next "Problem Project" that I am being put on to fix. Problem is an understatement. The website itself is merely dire, but the database that's going behind it... Dear God! I've seen some pretty dire database work in the past... hell, I've even done some myself, but this? Aiiieeee! My eyes! They are bleeding! Quite frankly I would rather shit out my tongue and taste everything it met on the way than work with this database. But alas, I am the lowest of the low in our team as well as being the "make this monstrosity work" monkey, so I can't palm it off on anybody.

The people who palmed this one off on me are going to pay. Oh yes. They'll pay.

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Revenge...

[eharris.livejournal.com]

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Alternatively, some nails and a couple of bits of two by four could be useful. Mel Gibson has recently done a film of the sort I have in mind...