Urgh.

The quality of food at this place is pretty poor at the best of times, but today I went down to Southlands for lunch (this being the current on-campus venue of choice, on the grounds that at least the slop they sell is cheap) and had cottage pie. This was worse than usual... this could be used to destabilise the earth's orbit. It's excessive mass could also cause major ecological problems as it sucks superheated gasses from the surface of the sun towards the earth, bringing a massive rise in temperature. Even light would have difficulty escaping it's pull.

Still, at least it was better than last week's curried gristle hotpot.