Entertaining

Follow this link this site (warning! sound!) and go to the "splendidiser". Type in the address of a page you frequent and be amused. Some pages seem to work better than others.

As an example, this is the disclaimer from the Runnymede Mage website:

Disclaimer: These pages concern a frightfully boring role-playing game . My dear child, events described are not real, but are, in a horrid tasteful way, acted out as a form of improvisational theatre. Marvellous! Good God old chap, if you have any problems with this, they're your problems, not ours. Ghastly, let me tell you.

Morning Blah.

Mnrh?

Well, once again I didn't do as much sleeping last night as I should have, although most of this was because I simply wasn't tired enough. With my insomnia relaxing when it did I suddenly caught up on sleep, but unfortunately I've ended up with a sleep pattern thats 4 or 5 hours out of synch with the world. I need to go to bed at 4am and wake up at 12:30pm.

Regrettably, this is not condusive to work. So after a few days of trying to avoid eating and drinking things that would keep me awake (with associated fuckle related lapses at the Mage game) I've just stuffed myself with a ridiculously chocolatey muffin and I'm halfway through a can of coke.

This morning has generally been quite dull, however. The most interesting event was being asked to move my car by the builders accross the road this morning. Thankfully it started. I put the car in reverse, though, so that damned fuse has probably gone again. Still, I managed to effortlessly sling the car vaguely in the direction of the drive. I didn't fancy trying to reverse it up the side of the house at that time of the morning, so I just left it strewn at a rakish angle accross the front of the house.

Driving. Weird.