Fetch me a hot poker...

...I want to burn out my sinuses.

Just changed from sinus goop A to sinus goop B in the past couple of days. Today I feel like somebody's trying to floss my brain with a cow. Needless to say, I'm not in work as I can't actually concentrate on anything long enough to do anything worthwhile.

Irritatingly, I also can't sleep. Bah!