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1. Pick a song everyone knows.
2. Take the lyrics to babelfish (<http://world.altavista.com/>) and translate:
   a. English to German
   b. German to French
   c. French to English
3. Copy out the result and see who can guess the song.

Once after slag of glass of sugar refinery an end with long the floppity ears and belly Fudge-Zeit swell cuddly fluffinesses magic, and bubbles and Geplapper like shiney a baby with large to lubricate little matured and ready Windel to eat the kichert completely. I am maladivement tired, patient and of these words, by which I am fed. The feelings me are held deep to make run whole time. To murmur goes from the average age bouncy bubblegum to the lock, in which large bad Boogley-Mann saw theirs with all this plum confronted primadonnas and to leave taenzelnd, plaetschernden roles at the Miniaturhinken house of Polterns hinterteil-fetten of Abprallens far from the walls another mortal Rhumba.... second time... I am maladivement tired, patient and of these words, by which I am fed. The feelings me are held deep to make run whole time. First time of the sea, Melassebauchfudgezeit-Schokolade thing. Second mark of the sea, Melassebauchfudge-Zeitfestlichkeit. I am a cuddly the ball of Flaums and thus am all my friends. We play all during the day, to receive the recreation, on which our life depends. But, while the smiling sun goes downwards on the country of belly, the desert of the orders are swallowed in direction in direction us and with us by sand. First time of the sea, Melassebauchfudgezeit-Schokolade thing. Second mark of the sea, Melassebauchfudge-Zeitfestlichkeit.

(Some of the resulting lyrics from this one really do frighten me!)

2005-04-22 12:03 (UTC)
by [identity profile] sea-cucumber.livejournal.com
Treacle Tummy Fudge-Time treat? O_o

2005-04-22 12:21 (UTC)
by [identity profile] sea-cucumber.livejournal.com
Extremely so, yes. But it's quite funny in a *twitch* *wrong* sort of way! :)

2005-04-22 12:26 (UTC)
by [identity profile] urizen.livejournal.com
I thought it might be that. This version does, amazingly, appear to be weirder than the original.

2005-04-22 12:06 (UTC)
by [identity profile] lawrencegillies.livejournal.com
Reads a bit like jabberwocky!

2005-04-22 12:25 (UTC)
by [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Bloody hell.
What was it?

2005-04-22 12:44 (UTC)
by [identity profile] eggwhite.livejournal.com
Well, here's the original (with some slight instructions left in...)

Crazy Gods of Endless Noise:
"Treacle Tummy Fudge Time Treat"

[spoken as if reading a story]
"Once upon a candy-floss tail with long floppity ears and a treacle tummy fudge-time ball of cuddly little magic fluffinesses that giggles and bubbles and babbles like a shiney baby with a big fat nappy all ripe and ready to eat."

[sung]
I'm Sick, sick and tired of those words by which I'm fired.
The feelings deep inside me keep me running all the time.

[spoken as if reading a story]
"There goes a mumbling middle-aged midget hobbling home to the bouncy bubblegum castle where the big bad Boogley-man lives with all those prune faced primadonnas prancing up and down, their rippling rolls of rumbling rump-fat ricocheting off the walls to another deadly rhumba."

[sung]
...Second time...
I'm Sick, sick and tired of those words by which I'm fired.
The feelings deep inside me keep me running all the time.

First time out of the sea, treacle tummy fudge time chocolate thing.
Second time out of the sea, treacle tummy fudge time treat.

[spoken as if reading a story]
"I'm a cuddly ball of fluff and so are all my friends.
We play all day to get the fun on which our life depends.
But as the smiling sun goes down on treacle tummy land,
the desert drifts towards us and we're swallowed by the sand."

[sung]
First time out of the sea, treacle tummy fudge time chocolate thing.
Second time out of the sea, treacle tummy fudge time treat.
[repeat until fade out]


As you can see, it was pretty damned weird to begin with...

2005-04-22 12:55 (UTC)
by [identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com
Wow.
I want some of that fudge ... I think ...

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