This amuses me greatly:

[the_eggwhite]

This amuses me a great deal - it's a Telemarketing counterscript - a script that you can use to counter the script they use when they call you, turning the exact same techniques they use to control conversations with you back on them.

[Thank to userfriendly.org's link of the day.]

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[beeblebear.livejournal.com]

That is truly brilliant.
I shall print it out before leaving work.